and neither should you be.
The point of the game is to win. This isn't the LMYA ( a league where everybody's a "winner"). I am going to say it like it is now and I expect all of you who are on my team to do the same to me. If I'm being a dumbass, I hope that you will tell me. If I'm shooting 3's like my life depended on it and missing them then I expect you to interject with a: "Hey asshole, why don't you try driving or your midrange, cuz clearly your 3's are not going in"... So because I expect that from you, you must expect that from me. So when I start yelling and being real frank about you having to D-up or whatever, I expect you to take that as truthful information to help motivate you from one team-mate to another for the betterment of the team. So to reiterate: I don't mean to hurt your feelings, I don't think I'm better than you, and I don't think you are useless. I just need you to understand that I want our team to win and everything else comes second. My vernacular will be limited to the following phrases when I talk on the court now on:
Fucking A, D the fuck up, Shitmanfuck, Don't let that cunt drive by you, Get the fuck up, Don't give that fucker any cushion, Switch the fuck up next time, Switch every fucking time, Help on the fuckin switch, Stay the fuck in front of him, Follow the fuckin ball, Call the motherfucking screens, Stay on your fuckin man every single fuckin second, Box your man the fuck out, Fuck, Shit, Cunt, Motherfucker, Give me a fuckin screen, My fuckin bad, Re-the fuck-set that shit, Take your motherfuckin time, What the fuck is the fuckin hurry?, Stop passing so fuckin much, Kick it the fuck out if your fuckin stuck.
I think that will be all. I will update the list if more comes up. Thank you for your time and I think this will be one great season.
XoXo,
Gossip Girl.
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