Despite taking the #1 spot in the Baller Rankings, all I can think about is my overall 5-5 record and the 3-game losing streak to end the week. Seriously, I'm averaging a damn-near triple-double for the season, yet in two of the losses my teammates combine for 4-25 shooting. Yeah Alec, I'm blaming my teammates. So what!?!
I hate guarding Alec. Seriously, guarding this guy pisses me off. Rather then playing defense, I envision myself just body-slamming him into the floor. It's like he's already adding points in his head when I'm guarding him.
I hate guarding Roger as well. Even though he's struggling really bad right now, it seems like he can't miss when I'm guarding him. Seriously, I'm in his face most of the time with my monkey arms and he still drains it. WTF dude.
The RAY-HYN combo could be very dangerous this season...but ALC-HYN could even more deadly if the two of us continue to play at the level we're playing. Seriously, this could be DOMINATING.
No one in this league truely understands what an assist is. People are robbed of assists on a weekly basis.
Matt causes more play stoppage then any other players combined. Sometimes I feel like we're watching debate teams on the floor rather then a basketball squad.
To emphasize the obvious, MAT-RAY-MA is just an embarassment at this point. How is this team 0-2?
Even when I'm yelling at my teammates, I keep it pretty vague so as to not single anyone out and to motivate everyone. Trust me, you guys can hear me yelling at myself when I do something stupid, which is every other play. Ask Robert Ma...I use to be horrible at controlling my temper when playing basketball. Why he still continued to play basketball with me in college is beyond me.
Russ would not have fell down with "cramps" if Dan didn't block his shot so hard that even the bystanders were hurt. Good decoy Russ :P
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I feel like I'm robbed of everything haha. Rob robbed me of an assist, I had to go back and revisit the play with him and the recipient of my feed after the game in order to get my 1 assist of two on the day properly recorded. With assist levels soooo low, even 1 missed assist is crucial...
ReplyDeleteBTW, I've got my targets set on YOU now. You are the top dog, and Roger is struggling big time, so no more wasting my defensive efforts on him, Alec, Ray, or Herb. Hope you are up for the challenge. No more triple-double for you!
is it possible for me to have THREE 6-0 teams????
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