Thursday, April 30, 2009

Ray is an Idiot

Hey, I gave the Player of the Week to Alec and the runner-up to Herb, so I don't know what you are whining about. Keep in mind, I WROTE the news section this week.

As for complaining about me stuffing my stats, you are borderline crazy. I shot 50% overall and 48% from three point land, averaging about 6 points and 5 rebounds a game. No one in the league came close to touching me overall, which is why I'm #1 in almost every single category besides the team categories. What do you want me to do...play awful like you?

Which brings me to my next point. What am I suppose to do when my teammates combine for 6-32 shooting overall? I can't control what they do. If I pass it to them time and time again, and they miss over and over again, then that's it. I'm not throwing my teammates under the bus, because everyone has bad games here and there. It was just unfortunate that the stars aligned and everyone just struggled when they were playing with me last week.

So in the end, is it just wins that we are looking at? Does the body of work not really account for anything? Hypothetically, if this was Ray that was in my situation, I would of given him the Player of the Week (although he will never play this well). Because honestly, he played a hell of a week and his teammates did not really help him. But seriously Ray, are you gonna talk crap about a player who moved to the #1 spot and pretty much jumped up in all categories?

Huyen "The Ray Lover" Nguyen

2 comments:

  1. I suppose then that Ray Allen is jumping up and down tonight doing cartwheels that he scored 51 points and hit 9 three's in his triple overtime loss to the Bulls?
    Bull...
    I've got to give it to you though, sometimes when you make those crazy looking moves that make me as uncomfortable as watching Dennis Quaid trying to dance - and they go in - it does bring a smile to my face.
    Just remember though - our one on one record this season is 1 for Ray and 0 for Huyen. How is it possible that we are able to play on the same team and win?

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  2. Ray, deep down you admire my boyish good looks and my great all-around play. It's okay, I would too if I were you! But yes, I will win every game with you on my team this season because...well...we're unstoppable together. As for the games where we play head to head, I will win all of them due to the fact that you had the audacity to yell "GAME" right before you drained a three in my face last weekend. It's on.

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