To My Fellow Inferior BBAers

A few things...

I am the most efficient 3-pt stroker of BBA season 5. No it is not Huyen, it is not Roger, and it is most definitely not Klo. I knew all along that I was the best in the league, it's just ridiculous that it took me so long to claim the top spot. This means that you all better start playing tight D on me around the perimeter, otherwise prepare yourselves for some monster facials.

Huyen is BBAs most notorious trash-talker, but it turns out that when he's on the receiving end of it all, he can't step up to the plate and deliver. For example, in ALC-RAY-DANs mutilation of HYN-MA-MAT, Huyen turned in one of the worse performances of the season: 0 points, 2 rebounds and 1 assist. It started with some physical play downlow between ALC and HYN on the very first possession of the game (watch the youtube video). It was obvious, then, that HYN was not ready to step up to the challenge. Yet in the Week 3 news - and this is nothing unusual - all he could do was blame the loss and his performance on his teammates. Huyen let me tell you something, it wasn't your teammates who did not get you the ball, it was my suffocating defense preventing you from getting the ball. And it was my cat-like lateral quickness that stopped you from penetrating the lane, which is why you were only able to jack up two sorry threes for the entire game.

ROG-ALC-DAV was humiliated this past Sunday. If anyone expects that to happen again, you are sorely mistaken. To my teammates, I hope this loss keeps you awake at night. For a team with this much fire power to go scoreless is embarassing. For our next three games, I want the three of us to go out there as if we have something to prove. 110%, I expect nothing less than that.

The match-ups for HYN-ALC-ROB vs ROG-HRB-RUS was ALC on HRB, HYN on RUS, and ROB on ROG. Therefore, Huyen, I was not even guarding ROG when he "went off." Our game plan was to have ROB guard ROG, and HYN was supposed to help whenever ROG drove past ROB, which happened about EVERY single time they had the ball. Because HYN can not play defense or stick to the game plan, I had to step in there to protect the basket in place of HYN. Sure I got Roger's hand or arm or whatever, but it was a play on the ball. It wasn't a play to his face, it wasn't a push in the back. The only reason Roger made a big deal about it the first time was because he was angry from the game he had just played. I know this because I saw the yelling going on between Rog and Mat in that previous game, and he stated before our game that he was so angry. He said something after the first layup that I attempted to block, which I was not too pleased about because I did not think I did anything wrong and it was early on in the game so I did not think it was necessary to dish out any attitude. So when the exact same situation happened the very next play, I did the exact same thing. But don't call me a cheap player or notorious for fouling other players. This situation was not any ordinary situation.

Lastly, I have noticed multiple times that Herbert gives up mid-way through a game. This is completely unacceptable. I don't care if Dan is setting screens that you don't like, I don't care if your teammates are not running the right plays, or not moving around enough. We aren't professional ballers, and a majority of us have never played in a structured system. BBA is what it is. Don't give up on yourself, and more importantly, never quit on your teammates.

Until next time,

Alec aka I Own You (a la that XFL guy He Hate Me)